A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very
expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the
table and asks to take their order.
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp
cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the
price. The guy is getting very upset, as he never thought she would order so
much.
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks, "What do you suggest I
wash it down with?"
"Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River."
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