Teacher: Who is your favorite author?Student: George Washington.
Teacher: But George Washington never wrote any books.
Student: Exactly.
Teacher: Tell the class what book you read.
Student: Black Beauty.
Teacher: Now tell the class what it was about.
Student: It was about 120 pages.
Teacher: Why are you drawing a picture in your American Revolution textbook?Student: I'm making my mark on history.
Mother: How come you never bring any books home?
Son: Mom, they're called "school" books, not "home" books.
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