Monday, June 1, 2009

Wife's collection

Showing his friend around his home, Jack started to point out all of the
collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see
how much it's all worth."

"But you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how
could you sell it."

"Simple: If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

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